Denver, Days 3-5.
Day 3.
Monday morning Kevin had to work. He is a life gaurd at Trails Recreation. I wanted to go and sit in the hot tub and enjoy the steam room. I also swam in the ‘river’ pool. It has a built in current system, which made it pretty nice to just float on my back an go in circles for an hour. Kevin had to work for four hours, and their was no way that I was going to swim, or do anything for that long, so I called Nanny.
The rest of the day I slept, trying to catch up on sleep from not going to bed the last 2 nights. We left for Uncle Danny’s birthday around 3. It was a quite, little celebration. Danny enjoyed all his gifts, which included: money for gambling from Mags, Mexican hot chocolate from Nanny (how authentic) and the Under Armour shirt from Kevin. Kevin made dinner. Ribs, salad, broccolli. Mimi made flour-less chocolate cake, which was also delightful.
After the party Kevin and I returned to the apartment, after stopping at the Red-Box to get a movie. “The Goods,” is absolutely hilarious and I recommend it to everyone. I got McDonald’s while we were there because I am fat/addicted. Which means I am even more excited to go to Russia because I won’t be able to eat it for 7 months.
I went to bed relatively late again.
Day 4.
The next morning, Kevin again had to work. Tuesday was also the day we were going to get Sara from her college in Steamboat. Mimi, Danny, and I left Denver around 4. We drove 3 hours until we reached the town of Silverthorne, where we stopped to eat at Wendy’s (yay! more fast food). After dinner we drove another hour and a half and checked into our hotel. After check-in we went to Wal-mart where Sara works. I was so happy to see her and had been looking forward to it for months.
She had to work another hour, so I walked around the store until she was done. I bought a ‘nice’ watch (we’ll see) for only $26.00. After Sara finished working we drove her car up to the dorm and started packing all her things. Well, she packed, I played on her computer. We also took pictures and caught up on everything and everyone in our lives.
Danny came and got us around 10:30 and we got to the hotel a few minutes later. There waiting were two CPK Pizzas, which we ate very quickly. Mimi had said that she wanted to leave around 5 in the morining to avoid traffic, therefore, Sara and I decided to pull an all nighter. We sat on the couch of the main lobby playing on the internet, talking on skype, charging food to the room (it was approved) and never left our little lobby-bunker.
Day 5.
The next morning was a tired morning, of course. We were the first to get to the continental breakfast which opened at 6 (yeah, we didn’t end up leaving until 8). We ate and then got back on the computers until Auntie Mimi and Uncle Danny woke up.
The drive was a long and cramped one. Sara had brought way too much stuff, and as punishment for doing so, all of it had to be piled where we were sitting.
CRAZY! – Okay, as I was typing this entry right now, my grandmother just fell off of her chair, ran into the dishwasher, and didn’t make any noise. She scared the shit out of all of us, but is alright.
Back to the story. So all of the stuff was piled in the back and made the ride very, very uncomfortable. Thanks Chicana! We got home around noon, and upon arrival I plopped down on the couch and slept. Nanny came and got me later so I could get a change of clothes. I slept more at her house.
Mimi and Sara picked me up later. We went to the mall so Sara could buy some fake hair extender thing, which turned out later to be a waste of money. Mimi needed to buy things for Thanksgiving. I looked for some winter boots for Russia at Famous Footwear. Everything turned out to be super expensive, so I decided that I would just purchase some when I get to Irkutsk.
Uncle Pete, Aunt Shelly, August and Aunders arrived later that night. Mimi, Danny, Sara and I met Shelly, August and Aunders at Wal-mart. We all, with the exception of Mimi and Danny went to the movie theater to watch the Twilight Saga: New Moon. Kevin and Paige met us there after speding over from an Avalanche game (jealousy). The movie turned out to be a total dud. I wouldn’t recommend anyone go. Shelly and I fell asleep halfway through it, and the only fun part was laughing at all the corny acting, really corny acting.
After the film Sara, Kevin, Paige and I went back to the apartment and immediately went to bed.
The horrors of the Turkey Trot to come.
Denver, Day 2.
Day 2.
I awoke the next morning tired as all hell. Paige and Kevin were already up, looking refreshed from a good night’s sleep, I was jealous. They are quite the couple, very cute, very in love and very generous. Well, Paige is at least, Kevin just does what she tells him. This morning his assignment was to make his favorite cousin breakfast, but Kevin felt like procrastinating and letting me starve. Paige ended up making mine, and it was delicious. Cream of rice (Paige has that wheat disease thing), eggs, over-easy and two waffles. I don’t remember what I had to drink. I think we finished our wine from the night before. After breakfast we watched the football game on TV. Paige and Kevin spooned on the couch for the two hours while we watched, how cute I know. Paige asked if I wanted to join, I declined.
We all eventually got ready to go to the mall to pick out a gift for Uncle Danny’s birthday. I also wanted to get a haircut, so tired of long hair… As soona s we arrived Kevin and Paige took me to the haircut place and left me, not intentionally. I got my haircut and met a Russian woman. It was amazing. Her name was Elona, she didn’t tell me much about her, but she cut hair good for a Russian.
Two of my good friends who studied abroad in St. Petersburg last year say Russians give the worst haircuts, “you never know what you are going to come out with,” they always say. But, remember Lareesa? Well she is from Duluth (all relevant I promise) and she has gotten her haircut in the same place for many, many years, by guess who…Russians! I have never seen her with bad hair, whenever she gets a new haircut she looks amazing (especially this last one Reese Piece!). But back to my haircut, Elona did a great job. I look sexy and more Russian if I do say so myself, must have rubbed off.
My conversation with her was a little strange. I knew almost the second I met her that she was Russian from her accent and usually in this situation I get so excited because I love talking, to anyone really but especially a Russian, and if they are an older Russian woman, well that is icing on the cake. But today I was unusually nervous. Maybe that’s because my Russian class at GAC is, well, there aren’t really enough negative adjectives in the English language to describe it. That said, I waited until after she washed my hair to ask, in Russian, where she was from. We got back to the hair-cutting chair and I finally found enough courage to ask her. She stared at me in the mirror with puzzling eyes. Москвы (Moscow) she replied. “А вы говорите по русски?” (And you speak Russian?) she asked. “Да,” (yes) I answered. I won’t bore you with the whole conversation (and I really don’t want to switch keyboards 50,00 times to tell you the whole thing) but basically she told me I was insane to go to Irkutsk, a response I have been getting a lot but I refuse to budge. On a happier note, she said I had excellent intonation and spoke with a native accent, something every American child of Russian dreams of hearing. THANK YOU TATIANA & EVGENII!
This was the best haircut I think I have ever gotten, and will be hard to beat. I tipped Elona extra and said goodbye. She wished me good luck with that sarcastic Russian look, and with a hint of you know I really think you’re crazy, boy in her voice. But, it didn’t matter that she thought I was crazy, she still liked me. I rate my like-ability by the haircut I received, two words, damn sexy.
I met up with Paige and Kevin in Express. A horrible first choice to start shopping, by the mere fact that it is one of my all time favorite stores, and I knew it would take everything to keep from buying something. Paige had a great strategy though, she kept me in the women’s section, and therefore, I was unable to bask in the Express-ness.
After Express we went to the food court to eat. I got Subway, Kevin, a gut-buster, i.e. the biggest f-ing burger you have ever seen. Paige had more trouble, as for her wheat disease. She was left with ice cream with walnuts and peaches, which turned out to be disgusting. Dissatisfied, she went back up and asked for a new drink, and they gave it to her. Oh to be a beautiful woman and able to get anything you want.
After lunch there was more shopping. We hit up all the good cooking stores for Uncle Danny’s gift but left empty-handed. Everything was god awful expensive. Nonetheless, we did manage to have tons of fun playing with all the neat salt and pepper shakers and imagining all the cool things we would want in our houses. That is, if we ever get houses. Like I said, everything is so freaking expensive. One can dream though.
Cooking utensils out, we headed over to Finishline to try our hands at athletic wear. This was more of our kind of store. While Kevin looked around Paige and I took pictures and danced to the store music; Beyoncé, Lady Gaga and Jay-Z i.e. great dancing music. Kevin got Danny a UnderArmour work-out shirt, pretty cool. I, feeling especially happy about being a cancer survivor that day, asked Kevin to purchase a Livestrong bracelet in mine and Lance’s honor, he obliged. Cancer card, works every time. Paige got two buttons for her Crocs in support of the bankrupt company, and she has Crocs.
Exhausted, or at least I was, we left the mall and headed back home. Paige had to go home, sadly, leaving me alone with Kevin, not that, that was bad. I was just sad she had to leave. Kevin and I chilled at the apartment and watched TV. Feeling hungry later we headed to McDonald’s and took advantage of the Red-Box DVDs. I rented ‘The Goods,’ ‘Wolverine,’ and ‘Gran Torino.’ The first was amazing, the second okay, and the third ended horribly. You can all probably guess what time I went to bed…yup, 4.
Day 3 later.
Denver, Day 1.
Day 1.
My first day in Denver was spent on my grandmother’s couch. As I had said, I watched three movies, eventually falling asleep at 4 am. Nothing out of the ordinary from GAC, but I was hoping Denver would allow me to find a better sleeping schedule, I’m not in Irkutsk yet. I woke at around 3 pm to the sound of the garage door opening and my grandmother’s voice asking if I was alive. I fell out of the couch and went over to the table were more food awaited. My friends in Russia tell me that piles of food on the table is a norm, obviously Nanny knows this too, many of our conversations so far this trip have consisted about how I will be eating while I am in Russia. After finishing off the pizza from last night, and eating the rest of the brownies with milk it was time to motivate and see the rest of the family.
Nanny took my cashmere-silk $90.00 Banana Republic sweater, which I so intelligently decided to participate in an art project in, to the dry cleaners while I took a bath, yes a bath, something I have wanted to do for months, I get tired standing in the shower and I miss our jacuzzi tub at home so much. After primping and polishing I got dressed in my best and set off to see my Aunt Mimi, Uncle Danny and Cousin Kevin at their favorite Irish Pub, McCabe’s.
We ordered food, Calamari for me, my favorite and played I don’t know how many games of pool. There was also this unfortunate child sitting in a booth not far from us, who was screaming his head off. By screaming I mean screaming at the top of his lungs, just because. The parents sat there with the slightest bit of acknowledgment toward the little shit, while the rest of the people in the pub covered there ears and gave deathly glares of disapproval. I hate parents who don’t know how to discipline their children. At one point I was contemplating doing it for them.
After the pub, Kevin and I headed back to my Aunt and Uncle’s house to wait for his girlfriend to get off work. 9:30 rolled around and we went to go pick her up from work. All of us then went back to Kevin’s apartment, dropped off my things and caught up a little bit. I had tons of new information to share.
The two of them also gave me a quick history of the film ‘Boondock Saints,’ did I mention we were going to number 2? We got to the theater around 10:30. The ticket man was a douche bag. Let me explain: He thought I was 13, and was just a douche bag. I mean what 13-year-old has stubble and dresses in nice clothes? not many. I was taller than him too. Anyway, I had to show him my ID, he looked at it and then at me as if it were fake. I gave him the ‘yes asshole, people do live in Alaska and yes asshole I am 19′ stare right back and got my ticket. Clearly he made me a little upset, thank god the movie was amazing! I won’t spoil it for any of you.
After the movie we headed back to Kevin’s apartment. Paige and I each had a glass of wine, well not all of the glass, it was gross. Don’t buy Fat Bastard. I was still super excited about ‘Boondock Saints 2′, so much so that I begged to watch number 1. It was equally if not more amazing. Went to bed at 4 am, and woke up the next morning tired, of course.
Breakfast by Paige next.
Family Week.
Leaving behind my family to go see my other family.
In my one and a half years, and last semester at Gustavus Adolphus College, I have come to meet some of my closest and most dear friends. My roommate Brandon, the two “girls next-door” Lareesa and Allison, Brandon’s and my suite mates, Wade and Julio and our “senior citizen,” Jenn. Our last months together have been so great, so fun and much too quick. It seems like yesterday when I first moved into IC, met my roommate Brandon, with great skepticism might I add (not knowing what to expect as a result of a horrible first-roommate-experience my freshman year. Who could ever forget Thomas Lany?) but, thank god, he turned out alright
, seeing my girls, Lareesa and Allison again, hanging out with the P.I.C. Jenn, that is “partner in crime” for those old folk, and getting to know two awesome people in Julio and Wade.
All of us have become so close, and it is so amazing to have such a great group of friends and be included in a group that shares so much in common with each other. Memories that come to me most from this semester are: our late, late night study sessions in the lounge of 3rd floor IC, Brandon introducing me to the best show ever “How I Met Your Mother,” he even watched all four seasons, again, with me, Julio and Wade gaming on Brandon’s PS3 for hours on end, seeing how many cheese balls we can fit in our mouths, well I wasn’t there but I got to see video, Jenn’s and my adventures to the cities and through the Arboretum, watching Lareesa and Allison beat Brandon’s ass. My friends are the greatest, and I am going to miss you all so much.
Departure for Denver.
Lareesa, Brandon and I left Gustavus for MSP at around 3:40, Brandon was late from doing shopping in Mankato…No biggie roomy
. Lareesa’s iPod synced with the radio and the PARTAAAAY MIX!!! blasting, we hit the road. Not too much went on in the car, mostly the singing of old country songs, which we are never allowed to do because Allison hates country music. A nice breath of country. We started counting cops after about the 300th cop car, Brandon explained that the Nicolette County Police Department had screwed up a case and where trying to “make up for their stupidity.” We got onto 494 at about 4:15 and of course entered into the bowels of rush hour traffic. This tragic event, turned our trip from jolly to miserable in all of about 45 seconds.
Moving at the speed of slow, we weaved our way in and out of traffic, trying to find the quickest lane. Lareesa didn’t like this at all and kept sharing her thoughts on how actually inefficient it was to switch lanes when it might change our arrival time by 3 seconds. In frustration, Brandon and I began screaming obscenities out the windows, not in the direction of anyone, simply to release tension. Lareesa also didn’t like this and subjected Brandon and I to the silent treatment for the remainder of the drive.
Finally, moving at a speed above 10 mph, we arrived at MSP with an hour and a half for me to get to the gate. We all hopped out of the car, Brandon got my bags out (what a guy) and Lareesa got happy again, maybe because I was leaving…. I hugged both of them, we said our goodbyes and I got in line. The lines for check-in were not bad at all, surprisingly quick. I reached the gate with an hour before departure. I questioned getting food but decided against it, realizing Nanny would cook me anything I wanted once I arrived.
The plane ride was very comfortable. I sat in an exit row (more leg room), the only problem was my seat had no recline, always a sacrifice. Nobody occupied the middle seat, and the woman in the aisle seat was most kind. I didn’t talk to her until the last 20 minutes of the flight, and sort of regretted not doing so. Turned out she was a world traveler, and had been to all the places, to which our J-Term class is traveling. Needless to say, she made me even more excited for my trip.
We arrived in Denver 45 minutes early. As soon as we landed I called Nanny, and was met with confusion on the other line. She had just dropped Araselli (sorry if I butchered that spelling), Alex’s girlfriends off at the airport and driven all the way back home. Thank god she loves her grandchildren. I enjoyed walking through the Denver Airport and seeing the giant tepees, one of my favorite airports.
Baggage claim was quick and I soon met the embrace of my grandmother. Nanny never looks any different, 77 and still looking 50 what youth! We caught up on the 20 minute drive home and like I had expected, I was almost immediately battered with questions about what I would like to eat
, gotta love those grandmas. Digiorno’s Pizza, a giant salad, cran-grape juice and the best brownies and milk a grandson could ask for. After I was finished eating, we headed to the McDonald’s (not to eat, I’m not fat) to get a couple Red-Box movies. I chose “Ghost of Girlfriends Past,” (don’t judge) “The Ugly Truth,” and “Ice Age 3.” I watched them all, and finally went to sleep at 4 am, for some reason I have turned into a night-owl of sorts.
Day 1 in Denver to come.
Irkutsk

Map of Russia with Irkutsk Oblast in red.
An aerial shot of the city.

Irkutsk is the 8th stop in blue moving west to east.